Eros escorts! When’s the last time you got laid? A month ago? A year ago? Five years ago? Well, based on the fact that you’re reading this review about an escort index site, I’m going to go ahead and assume that it’s closer to the latter. Maybe more, you fucking degenerate. Or maybe you got some pussy just last week and you’re just that much of a fucking fiend. Who knows? Honestly, I could give a fuck less. As long as I’m getting my dick wet, that’s all that matters.
Paying for sex is something that has a much worse reputation than it deserves. If you think about it, we all pay for sex – in one way or another. Whether you’re taking a girl out on a date in hopes of getting some pussy at the end of the night or you’re paying an escort outright, you’re still, in effect, paying for poon.